On the eternally living souls of Brad Delp, Ronnie James Dio, Freddie Mercury, and Cliff Burton we swear that we accept Floor Jansen as the one and only true singer under Jimmy Page's musical paradise.

And all Holy members of the Holiest Quartet to be infallible whenever they hold that holy microphone.

I. Thou shall not use the good name of these singers in vain.

II. Thou shall spread the holy goodness of Symphonic Metal to all XLII corners of the internet.

III. Thou shall avoid any positive remarks to the generic mainstream of today.

V. There shall be no attempts to cover up the true talent that is held so highly here.

VI. Thou shall not venerate Tarja as a God herself, but instead a holy pilgrim of whom the path to greater knowledge of better music was founded by her,

VII. Thou shall not, but thou shall, unless in cases where such is, the thou should not.

VIII. All tenets are to be observed with equal footing, all are as important as the next.

IX. Only thorough and calm yet serious discussions may exist, to mindlessly fling ♥♥♥♥ due to name only is to not be a true follower.

X. The Kool-Aid is located in the rear, if for any reason you want out of this place, take a sip.


Amy Lee is a ♥♥♥♥♥ poser brat, in the hell as created by Mainstream Pop may she burn!

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