step 1: cover yourself in oil
step 2: drink skin fluid
step 3: pour hydrogen peroxide in your ears
step 4: drop mealworms in your eyes
step 5: oil floats on water
step 6: wait for it to flood
step 7: commit gulf of mexico
step 8: stop the sheep invasion of northern africa
step 9: fly
step 10: become one with the clouds
step 11: contaminate the rain
step 12: get into people's tap water
step 13: slowly kill everything that drinks water
step 14: sew your eyes shut
step 15: wait for the inevitable heat death of the universe
step 16: cover yourself in oil
step 17: yiupis miyof eusaqcoshett