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Lemme smash ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This is a nice stick,
I like sticks.
*peck pick*
Lemme smash, please.
No Ron, go find Becky.
You wnt sum ♥♥♥?
No Ron, I don't wnt sum ♥♥♥—
I got you blue,
Hey gurl, you want some tail?
*flip floop*
Ugh, Ron, your tail is small—
Wot? Swiggity swooty.
I got you yellow; she doesn't want yellow.
Blue and yellow? No.
Ron, I'm leaving.
No, wait, lemme smash.
What's my life come to?
Becky thought my tail was big.
Becky used to lemme smash,
But Becky's smashin' Ben.
Ben is a hoe.