Welcome to the Anti-Patrick Club, if you also hate Patrick and would like to share your hate, feel free to ask an invite from ">mfw meme nerd" (name may change).
The reason Anti-Patrick was formed was because an evil entity was created 16 years ago that caused humanity itself to crumble and weaken. Patrick is the name given to the physical form that was created due to the powers of the Evil-Gods: GeneralLaziness, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and other others (like BeingAShitCunt), merged together and compressed into a 'little bundle of joy' that was yet to fully mature. Back then he was just a hopeless little baby that did what he was taught just as any baby did. But that was in the year 2000. He is 15 now and he is not a force to be reckoned with. Perhaps, with the help of the members of this Group, we can help succumb the pure evil that seeps from the pores of Patrick.
Everyone who joins will receive a free Anti-Patrick uniform. -Kappa

The Story Of The Ancient Gods and the Eventual Creation of Patrick (sneakpeak):
Chapter 1: The Gods
The year was 1999, times were getting tougher as it is. The average American Rent was $645.00, a shocking 4.200323101% increase to the previous year...
There lived 9 Gods of Feels, 9 Gods of Evil, 9 Gods of Joy, 9 Gods of MainStreamity, and The 8 Hipster Gods... Of course, they lived above. No one knew whether or not they truely existed, but it was something to believe in...

- to view the entire story, click the link below. the copy-paste didn't work so well so expect some difficult reading

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