The Banana is Mr. Bossy. :)

Note that upon reverting to a fruit name, anyone kicked for said reason can be reinvited.

With the exception of Justin Beiber, you must have a fruit name! If you need help selecting a fruit name with which to form an alliteration, then please ask. Consider yourself warned! Non-fruit names will be kicked immediately!

For reference to the immediacy of the penalty, consult Paranoid Potato, formerly of Phrut!

Great idea, I didn't even think of this ;P