Welcome to the Pita Pensioners, where gaming is our passion! We are a group of autistic retirees who share a love for Counter-Strike and swearing. Despite our seasoned years and persistent back issues, we prove that gaming knows no bounds, and we are here to showcase that we can still land some epic headshots with our limited motor skills.

Our journey might have a lot of aches and pains, but it's all part of the adventure.

If you are a fellow autistic senior gamer looking to embrace the thrill of Counter-Strike, blame your teammates, and spread toxicity, then come aboard! Let's prove that even with a few grey hairs and strong backaches, we can still rock the gaming world and land those headshots like the seasoned pros we are!