★ We didn't choose the spud life, the spud life chose us

★ Potatoes are used to make French Fries, hash browns, chips, vodka.... It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying!

★ We are in shape... Unfortunately it is the shape of a potato

★ People like potatoes, so people like us!

★Our life is potato ....... https://youtu.be/QiqqC_fbP1c