It was a sunny afternoon. Dylan and Ariel were doing their normal daily routine. Playing CS:Go. But what Ariel did not know was that Dylan wanted to make her, his CS: Hoe. He was really quite nervous, she was carrying the team. "Can I ever go for a girl that carries?" He thought to himself. His hands got sweaty as he began to slowly stroke his fingers on the wsad keys. "SHOOT DYLAN SHOOT!" Ariel groaned. He forgot they were still playing, and attempted to protect her but could not. Ariel fell to her knees. She was dead. In the game of course. "I'm sorry I couldn't shoot Ariel, I wanted to but couldn't." Dylan was quite flustered.... but he did it for Shrek. He did it for Ariel. "Hey guys." Jacob just joined the game.... He wanted Ariel too. Wanted to make her his CS: Hoe. "Let's go go go." The match had just started, Jacob went to B with Dylan and Ariel. They both cornered her near the boxes. They began to thrust her player model. Control Control Control. They repeatedly pressed until they could not press anymore. "Plant the bomb bb." Ariel said. "I'll plant my bomb on you oohhhhh yus" Jacob retorted. Dylan turned around and shot Ariel. "YOU IDIOT FRIENDLY FIRE IS OFF IN COMP." Ariel yelled. "Sorry we uh- we got a little carried away." Dylan sighed. "But it was worth it..." Jacob grinned. Little did she know, that now she was their CS: Hoe.

Disclaimer: These events have not happened, they don't really want anyone to be their hoe. Nobody is a hoe either.