Rapidfire yes/no response time!
Yes, I did forget to post a poll of the week for two weeks in a row.
No, the world did not suffer from lack of silly poll questions posed on this forum.
Yes, I am aware that this is being posted on a Tuesday, as opposed to the usual Sunday.
No, I don't care how much you protest. In Soviet Russia, the government protests you!

There are plenty of excellent racing simulation games on the market these days: Gran Turismo 5, Forza 3, Project Gotham Racing 4, etc. Each of these games boast incredibly realistic driving physics, damage modeling, and automobile specifications. However, in my opinion, none of these games can hold a candle to the masterpiece that is Diddy Kong Racing, which is indubitably the most accurately realistic gaming depiction of anthromorphic wildlife racing in various transport vehicles in order to save their homeland from the evil clutches of the dastardly fiendish Wizpig, a 90 foot tall demonic alien whose powers include devouring the souls of babies and making you cry as he cackles loudly while zooming ahead of you on his rocket.

Which of these Diddy Kong Racing tracks were designed by inebriated gorillas (i.e. the worst ever)?
A) Greenwood Village
B) Spaceport Alpha
C) Ancient Lake