Night gathers, and now my aimhacking begins. It shall not stop until my death. I shall and will continue to wallbang, speedhack and teach no noobs. I shall wear condoms during the day and win all the hate there is to come. I shall live and die at my mothers basement. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the virginity of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Autist Squad, for this night and all the nights to come. I am the Iron-man.