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May 30, 2010
Location
Sweden 
ABOUT Team jij

jij Gaming - WE DOTA2 NOW

"Enter as the Master has written: come slow and bring four keys. Know that then you are royalty, a new breed of destroyer, whose garden shall flood with flower and bloom with the mighty age of jij. "
-Sun Prince Ersovin, 842 A.D.

jij is an elite team of , cyber security majors banded together to ensure starving Afrikan children everywhere are fed.

This goal is to be accomplished by playing video games, namely L4D2, and on occasion Enviro Bear 2000. (we added DoTA2)

jij members also enjoy long walks on the beach, mystery novels, and murdering woodland folk with our bear hands. (not a typo)

jij was founded in 2004, when an old homeless man kidnapped Ersovin's cat and hid him inside of a box.

jij host 500 game servers, in several different locations, all of which are on the moon.

Guide to accessing jij servers
1) kill a lamb, or goat on the night of a full moon
2) smear the blood in a large circle, with a pentagram in the middle.
3) surround the area with ritualistic candles, red or blue work best.
4) chant the hymn of jij at the top of your lungs whilst performing a flarhgunnstow.
5) at this point in time, you should notice a glowing object fall from the sky
6) place this object in your computer's floppy disk drive, and it should automatically connect to one of our servers.

---------Team jij Roster ---------

Welshy - Captain

Hansen - Vice Captain

Dusk - Shamefur League Player

XIII - Gamebot Serial #000013

Loi - Hooks on hooks on hooks

Ersovin - Prophet (Reborn in Flame)

Chantry - False Priest (Skeletal Lamping, the Controllersphere)

Di Utsa - The UTSA student formerly known as Di Jinn

---------- -jij Management Staff-----------

Juhmal "Guttamane" Dro - Primary manager, pasta chef.

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