my goofy ahh uncle
*WOOOOO* my goofy ahh uncle is holding me captive *WHAT*
and forcing me to watch crispy concord's videos *NO*
my buddy, quintavious barnacle johns junior got smacked in the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was listening to no maidens *STOP*
my grandpa punched me in the head at 90 mph *EHEHEHHEHE*
and I was paralysed from the waist *SCOOBYDOO LAUGH*
*OUHHH* hey! quandale dingle here *EEEUUUGHH*
I just escaped prison *OOUUUGHH*
I am staying at my friend huandale pringle's house *E-E-E-E*
as I was running away from cops *WHAT*
I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off *HEHEHEHEE*
a guy named garfield janson bent me over in the shower while I was in prison *WHATU DOIN*
my baby's mama sheniqua inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby the creepy old guy *OH YEAH*