Greetings, friend! Say, have you suddenly been noticing a turtle-like shell growing on your back? Perhaps it has a certain hue to it, such as green or red? Is it accompanied by a set of feathery white wings, or maybe sharp thorn-like spikes?

If you answered yes to any of these you are either clearly mentally unstable, dropping acid, not getting enough sleep, OR part of an elite Team Fortress 2 murderous reptilian pwn4ge-squad known as The Koopa Troopas. Our ranks are few, but our dominations are in abundance!

It must be made clear that we are not a clan - we are merely a group of pals who completely reject the "play to win" mindset for the much more versatile "play to have fun" kind. This is known as the Koopa Kode Of Honor. It is a simple one: just have fun! It's clear to us that a game as hilarious, complex and thorough in its design as TF2 shouldn't be wasted by being aggresively competitive This isn't Counter-Strike, folks...Therefore we rarely, if ever, compete in scrimmages. What we do specialize in, however, is stomping a crater in you for the sake of a good laugh... This includes Ubering Engineers, protecting BLUs respawn with 15 level-3 sentries, and camping on enemy teleporter's that their Engineer's have carelessly left behind. >D Outsmarting your drive to pad your stats with our drive to bitchslap you with humor is what The Koopa Troopas is all about.

Think you qualify for membership among our shelled warriors? Come play with us on some Q server's, we'll see what you're made of... and it better not be fail! Here are the ones we frequent the most:

- [-Q-] Dustbowl (32-Man): 209.160.36.106:27015
- [-Q-] Rotation (24-Man): 209.160.36.107:27015
- [-Q-] Gold Rush (24-Man): 76.74.155.133:27015
- [-Q-] Gold Rush (32-Man): 76.74.155.132:27015
- [-Q-] Payload Rotation (32-Man): 76.74.155.136:27015
- [-Q-] Badwater Basin (32-Man): 76.74.156.151:27015
- [-Q-] Arena Maps (24-Man): 76.74.155.137:27015

Let the new reign of Koopa supremecy commence!!! Now shine up your shell, AND LET'S GIVE 'EM HELL!