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We encourage friendly discussions and co-operation/collaboration in group oriented activities. These include: harvesting the souls of the living, creative torture, cult rituals and of course, monthly donations to our cause.

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The Future of F@KE

December 19, 2017 - The Duke of Lies | 0 Comments

Attention all,
As of the coming year, we have made it our goal to refine the features of our group into a much more streamline and user friendly site. As such, we are pleased to announced that all fees and taxations will be simplified so that our members can enjoy the best experience possible. These changes include:

- Compulsory monthly donations
- Daily advertisments and pop-ups to block your page
- Reduced security measures
- Micro Transactions
- Increased Account Fees
- Added Pay Walls
- Limited User Access to all features

While we are aware some of these additions may be hard to appreciate initially, we assure you that they are all added in your best intentions.

Authorised by Kren Systems,
- Have a nice day.

Users who refuse to comply with any terms and conditions will be fined, imprisoned and tasered several times for fun. Futher penalties can include torture and/or death. Thankyou for your co-operation.

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The Duke of Lies

Dec 19, 2017 @ 3:44am

"I think you'll find that the price of life is nil', unless of course it's stocked by a dollar bill."
- Ancient Latin Proverb

This Proverb was developed by Kren Systems for marketing purposes in 2017, and thus is not ancient or Latin. All quotations are Trademark and fully licensed property of Kren Systems. We are not responsible for any misinformation caused by this message.

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