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End of Thyne Glorious Sale

July 10, 2018 - Doombringer | 0 Comments

My brothers and sisters in GabeN, another Summer Sale has passed and our wallets have been rid of funds. Funds that would've payed for college debt payments, concert tickets, subway rides, or food; all are useless when compared to the Blessings now bestowed upon you by our benevolent GabeN. May we continue to serve our allmighty and bless GabeN with our money whenevr possible.

The Heresy of the Lord's Children

August 26, 2017 - Doombringer | 0 Comments

My Brothers and Sisters, the almighty GabeN has recently blessed the community with a much needed card game (the pinacle of game development) and many have turned away from His blessed sales and wisdom. We must embrace the coming of Artifact, the forever leadership of the best MOBA on the market, and we his children must continue to empty our wallets for the everlasting 3 to come again.

- Pope Maan-Zu VII of