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Requirments: must only be able to survive in the shade for 7 seconds unless you are cool kid; must have a mild hatred for and shapes between the numbers Red & Square; Must have Eaten at least 1 snicker within a week of applying to join; Must not know any man or woman that name is Cletus; you must NOT eat a Snickers on the 16th of may unless authorised by either the group owner or a group officer; you must be allergic to anti-swag syrum; must have ebola; must slaughter a baby lamb; you must not fall for the trick that comes before this rule; must sell a jewish infant on google+; just kidding on ebay who the hell uses google+; must eat a pine-cone; must regergitate pine-cone then eat it again with whipped cream; buy the jewish infant back off ebay and give it back to the parents so you dont get arested; must not drink sewerage untill the 21st of december (world sewerage drinking day);