Weeeell, A yo-ho-ho and a yupity-dum
My I.Q. is very low, I'm a pirate and I'm dumb
Well I might be hiding in a barrel in the dark
Or I'll walk you down the plank, and I'll feed you to the sharks
I could cut you down to size if I catch you by surprise
I could get you with my sword, or from a barrel throwing knives
Well you got a rubber butt, and a head full of lead
But if you draw for me a mermaid I'll be watching her instead!

You could try to write me off, but you'll be busy enough
With the cannonballs a-droppin', and the parrot's eggs a-poppin'
You can jump over the fire and the ropes could take you higher
But the only way to win is to complete what you begin!

SO BRING IT BACK, BRING IT BACK
BRING IT BACK, Y'ALL! BRING LOWMAN BACK THE HEAD! x3

BRING IT BACK, BRING IT BACK
BRING IT BACK, Y'ALL!

Well a-yo-ho-ho and if I've got anything to DO with it
You'll never get to level TWO with it
Cuz I RULE with it, you're a FOOL with it
Not COOL with it, so give it up yo, just give it up!

It's a dangerous mission of precarious position
And a front and back under constant attack
From buccaneers, privateers. (Graphiteer without fear?)
The air is thickened with debris, and mutiny is near

YO-HO chaos in a hull on a sinkin' ship
But one slip and you dip, shark bait
you can't wait, C'MOOON, WILD WOODY, DO YOUR THING!
Could he win the game? There's only one way!

YO, BRING IT BACK, BRING IT BACK
BRING IT BACK, Y'ALL! BRING LOWMAN BACK THE HEAD! x3

BRING IT BACK, BRING IT BACK
BRING IT BACK, Y'ALL!