We are friendly heavies. We do not harm. We simply crouch, walk, and eat sandviches. Have fun being a friendly heavy. Also note please join our events we invade random games and convert them to heavyism which is being a friendly heavy.

Rules:

1. Be friendly. Do not harm at all.

2.Please carry a Dalakoh's Bar or Sandvich at all times. If you do not currently have one, please get one as soon as possible.

3. Please crouch walk to show you are friendly, preferably with your lunchbox item out.

4. NEVER carry your mini gun. People will mistake you for not being friendly.

5. When in groups, please crouchwalk in friendly heavy trains.

Now get out there and be friendly.