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11 of 85 (13%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked Dec 15, 2015 @ 7:54pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked Dec 16, 2015 @ 1:34pm

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked Dec 15, 2015 @ 6:24pm

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked Mar 30, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked Dec 15, 2015 @ 7:54pm

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked Dec 16, 2015 @ 1:14pm

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Dec 16, 2015 @ 1:34pm

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked Dec 16, 2015 @ 1:34pm

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked Dec 16, 2015 @ 1:16pm

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked Dec 16, 2015 @ 1:14pm

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked Jun 17, 2018 @ 8:45pm



Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
36 / 100

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
1,440 / 2,000

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
9,532 / 10,000

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
0 / 1

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
438 / 800

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
340 / 1,000

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
5,654 / 20,000

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
0 / 1

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
7 / 35

Bins? Limbs!