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Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked May 23, 2025 @ 6:48pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked May 28, 2025 @ 4:13pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Jun 27, 2025 @ 3:09pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked May 23, 2025 @ 6:44pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Jun 13, 2025 @ 3:44pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Jun 27, 2025 @ 10:45pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Jun 27, 2025 @ 9:49pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2025 @ 9:49pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 1:39pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:25pm



Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.