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Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked May 23, 2025 @ 6:48pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked May 28, 2025 @ 4:13pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Jun 27, 2025 @ 3:09pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked May 23, 2025 @ 6:44pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Jun 13, 2025 @ 3:44pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Jun 27, 2025 @ 10:45pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Jun 27, 2025 @ 9:49pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2025 @ 9:49pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 1:39pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:25pm



Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines