💎 PREMIUM: Id/AllIWantForChristmasIsU - Uncensored 2025

If you are reading this, I'm sorry.

I aim for the moon, but sometimes I hit London. - Confucius

"Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, welcome to the real world"

"A professional doesn't need to kill all those people, you know?" #SHUTUPBAIN

"he's on your tai- your tail is not attached to your plane anymo- Fox?"

"Now.. Don't kill him."

"ESCAPE IS AVAILABLE" It is.

"If you wanna pull a big heist, you gotta take a small hit"

"[...] so the tail gunner kills everything around him(ducks,pidgeons,the neighnours dog)all except of the laughin cannon jocker...." poor dog.

"I think I need to sit down" - "But you are already sitting down" - "Then this is very bad."

"I believe in a better world. I believe in a better place. I believe in brotherhood, equality and freedom. I believe in happiness for all."

"Keep it reasonable."

"Mariah Carey scrounged up 3 leftover credits from corpses." (1 person rated this up, including Mariah Carey)

"We think too much and feel too little."

"fox: I'm with an unidentified body. *SPLUT*"

"The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math."

"To make a real big wall, you need a big paintbrush."

"[...] and the giant couldn't fly away obviously."

"10/10 would tankette over the balkans again"

"Your moss... is dental floss."

"Not even the power of the universe inside your head can help me move on"

"you're such a boh bah today"

"And I'm looking at Rommel right now."

"[...] you be like "burger smells of feta" "

"remember bain, it takes a brain to chain"

"21:09 - Byrger Tidesson: I wish I could become a brick."

"Trying is the experience, winning is the aftermath"

"polar bars were right beneath the a/c. Bears. I meant bears."

"I don't wanna make money, I just wanna make zen."

"we used to hunt mammoths! what happened?"

"Salvage this, Barbarossa."

"The... The gun that shoots trains."

"This powerful novel counterpoints bourgeois values against the lyricism of love and art."

"Why postpone the inevetable?"

"i mean as someone who does bookkeeping you should know that just cause you have the right endresult, doesn't mean you didn't make unerasable mistakes on the way."

"well that's a hell of your own making"

"the best cuneiform tablet I've ever seen."

"SORRY YO MOMMA NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL SHE PAID HER BILLS WITH CORNER MONEY"

"Pay peanuts get monkeys."

"Fox: I'd settle for being a housewife, even."

"Edelweiss, edelweiss.. Small and white, clean and bright."

"She said she was turned on by men who liked danger.
So he disabled his firewall."

"Are you mad at me?" #9999th time.

March 14th 2017 - A date which will live in infamy.

"I just smell the ♥♥♥♥♥."

"Usually when I say that, I get a poorly constructed counter-argument, that I can then thoroughly and violently debunk."

"It's not the tits' fault who they are attatched to."

"But all these extra things—where do the Americans put them? How many times will you use a taco-shell holder? 'Oh, I really need this silverware-drawer sorter or I will have fits.' Shut up, stupid American." "

20:29 - fox: I've been translating lots of prams today.

00:43 - Proktor: their lost in the woods I could of told them not to. How to I communicate with them over they're? Its hard

19:57 - fox: I want to be found with a trunk full of coke and a dead hooker

22:04 - Intrepid Byrger: "they are using their arrows to touch their balls"

23:42 - fox: I'm a reverse Bond Girl

"If you shoot wide maybe someone will swallow"

"you will see, it will struck you when she bring the candles, 6 kilograms of minced meat, a violin and 4 plastic bags with peppa pig prints"

"Hanoi doesn't like me so it can go ♥♥♥♥ itself."

"you need to put integrated there too because is like an orgy where everyone want to ♥♥♥♥ but not being ♥♥♥♥♥♥."

"Another text and I'm blocking you." "text." - 25th April 2020.

31/08/2020 - You'll be missed dearly.

(it's as creepy as) "Like the bartender tasting your drink to be sure was not spiced"

"This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is jumping and moving the hands around like he discovered gold stuck in his ass"

"So I had an interesting day: Yesterday I go bartending to make back what I paid for EA Pro to get Battlefield 6 and I did, and today I head home, they drop me off in a nearby town and I take the bus, then the ticket collector walks in and I have an "oh ♥♥♥♥, forgot mine; welp, there goes more money than I made" moment, but then he gets stuck czeching on one of the passengers and we make it to the next stop in the meantime, so I just casually walk away to the next stop and this time I stamp my ticket seven times over to be sure - so thats bullet number 1 dodged; I come home and launch Battlefield 6 but get the kick and it wants me to turn on Secure Boot which is one stupidly convoluted moronin process but I do it and then... the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has some kinda bad chemistry with my motherboard and it gave me ♥♥♥♥♥♥screen, just lost complete access to any function of my PC, even plugging a different screen did not work, I spent hours ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around till I found out that you can do something called Q Flash which is a kinda tedious process itself, but at least it saved me and the PC and it works now, and thats lucky since bro is back tommorow and he´d hate me forever if he came back home to a bricked PC and Id be bored having nothing to play since, although I still have a life, it aint as much as it used to, but anyway - Second bullet dodged; now I wonder what comes next."