💎 PREMIUM: Id/AppreciatingNoobness - High Quality

🖥️ PC Specs (aka: “The Disaster Engine”)

CPU: Intel iCry-5 404 Edition – Starts fast, then immediately regrets it.

GPU: NVIDIA GTX 960 (Ti-red) – Designed for slideshows, not games.

RAM: 8GB of Wish.com Vengeance – One stick is upside down, but it still works… somehow.

Storage: 256GB SSD (full since 2017) + Ancient 500GB HDD that sounds like a microwave on crack.

Motherboard: MSI “Please Don’t Touch Me” Edition – Randomly forgets what USB is.

Cooling: Stock fan + 1 desk fan pointed at the case.

Case: Open air concept (because the side panel fell off in 2020).

Power Supply: Unbranded 400W “Boom or Bust” special from the dark web.

Monitor: Generic 60Hz 720p TV from your uncle’s garage. Still has burn-in from VHS.

Keyboard: RGB ON – but half the keys stick.

Mouse: Double-clicks when scared.

Headset: Mic picks up thoughts from another dimension.

🔥 Bonus Features:

Boots up slower than your grandma’s Nokia.

Sounds like a jet engine when opening Discord.

Glows like a spaceship, runs like a potato.

Crashes if you look at it funny.

Can't run Minesweeper at 60 FPS.

Fortnite? Only if you like playing in PowerPoint mode.

💀 How It Performs in Games:

CS:GO: 12 FPS. Enemy moves, you see it 3 seconds later.

Valorant: System crashes when someone ults.

GTA V: Plays fine… if you only drive in reverse.

Call of Duty: You’re basically a loot box for other players.

Minecraft: Works, but only on Peaceful mode. In 480p.

Roblox: Thermals hit 95°C just opening the launcher.

🌟 Fictional Origin Story:

Born in a lag spike. Raised by bots. Trained in the sacred arts of misclicking.
NoobMasterZeroIQ was prophesied to be the chosen one…
...but misread the prophecy and tripped on his way in.