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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked May 2, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked May 2, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked May 2, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked May 2, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked May 3, 2023 @ 2:25am



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.