Deathsong
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Okinawa, Okinawa, Japan
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In my junior year of high school, this girl asked me on a date. She rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. She looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this girl open the oven and pull the pizza out with her bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of her lungs. We never had a second date.

I went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of my friend. While everyone was getting trashed, I went around putting tuna inside all the curtain rods and so like weeks went by and they couldn’t figure out why the house smelled like festering death.