🔥 HOT: Id/EggTartCutieChef - Collection

1. Never use a mic in Premier or Competitive matches. Mics are for casuals.

2. Anyone better than you is obviously a waller or an aim hacker. Your mom said ur special, so everyone else is a loser.

3. Never communicate with solo Q orphans.

4. Only use long-range smoke lineups and self-pop flashes as your utils.

5. When you get a frag as an anchor, repeek!

6. Only use full smoke executes to push sites after losing the previous round (e.g., Mirage A).

7. Blame your teammates ASAP whenever:
You die.
Each round ends.
They try a different opening without your approval.
You get traded after a 2+ frag play (say in all chat: “Where are my teammates?”).
You assume they know less than you.
You get flashed by enemies.
You die retaking sites without comms because you peeked a prefire angle.

8. Get Leetify.