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its morbin time
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(☆*✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2024✦✦ *☆ )
[Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside]
[Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. Tense music begins].
Scout: "Move cyclops, move!"
[Cut to Scout and [Demoman fleeing from a barrage of rockets.]
Scout: "Come on, come on, almost - augh!"
[Scout gets thrown sideways by a rocket; Demoman keeps going]
[Cut to Scout lying on the ground, he attempts to get to his knees but collapses.]
Scout: "Eerrrrgh! Argh."
[A trio of rockets arc down towards Scout, accompanied by a whistling noise]
[Scout turns toward the rockets]
Scout: "Whoah! What the f-"
[Cut to a long shot of the explosion, Scout is flung yelling and flailing towards the viewer]
Scout: "-uuuuu-"
[Scout smashes face-first into a pane of glass in the foreground, breaking it and startling a dove.]
Scout: "Medic..."
["Meet the Medic" card appears.]
Heavy: "Oh-hoh-ho no more!" [Heavy laughs loudly while the Medic explains simultaneously:]
Medic: "Wait, wait, wait, it gets better."
[A Little Heart to Heart is barely audible in the background. Camera continues to turn and tilt, revealing the Medic, casually chatting with an opened-up and conscious RED Heavy, whilst holding Heavy's heart in his hand. A prototype Medi Gun (the eventual Quick-Fix) mounted to an overhead rig is firing its beam into the Heavy]
Medic: "When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!" [Laughs madly]
[Heavy pauses momentarily, and laughs again, banging his palm on a tray of surgical tools next to him]
Medic: "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license, heh." [Heavy suddenly looks very concerned]
[A dove pops up from inside Heavy's gut, surprising both the doctor and his patient]