[E]gg
Rigid Dangerbitey Junglenoodle
Armavir, Armenia
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Quotes From Friends, Others and Me (2019 - 2021 quotes archived)
2022
“I always tryhard when it comes to smashing stuff” - Egg
"you sucked me with you" - Egg
"Please at least let me play elden ring before I get drafted to fight csgo players irl" - Griffin
"F*CKER WAS A SLAVE FOR YEARS" - Ray
"WELL SORRY IF I CANT CONTROL MY BLADDER" - Ray
"Tap s*x for me." - moistcr1tikal
"Its not denial its DiGiorno." - Egg
"I'm not removing my pants, I'm taking my underwear out of the equation." - Ethan
“You can see the skeletal structure of the bone…” - Egg
"Shawarmaz poutine magique" - Ralph
"did you order pizza or my penis, cuz we don't sell pizza" - moistcr1tikal
"le rat, proche à l'homme" - Sen
"You f*cking maple syrup sniffer" - Babayaga
"Let me close my door so i can make goblin noises" - Solaire
"I snorted celery salt..." - Egg
"where are you rn" - "in bed" - "r*tard, the anime" - "ohhh" - Babayaga & Egg (in order)
"Haig the type of person to look at a box of juice because it says "concentrate" - Jey
"you spent 100$ on a top to go out in a homeless person shirt" - snailmail
"you look like you're a poor child on the streets of france and garibaldiens bought you ice cream out of pity" - snailmail
“Does the poop smell or is it sweet poop?” - CloudWalker
“Haig, an avid supporter of child abuse” - Jey
"the woke, joker..." "...THE WOKER" - Jey, Griffin & Peter (in order)
"Does François Legault have a Legussy?" - Egg
"Next time a thigh choker with a good personality" - "And not someone who jumps from guy to guy like it’s a game" - " musical chairs but with guys" - Simon, Egg & Griffin (in order)
“Did you know my uncle used to date the cat?” - Egg
"HE PUNCHES PEOPLE INTO ORBIT WHILE RECITING HAIKU" - Griffin
"GAY AGY" - Griffin
"Thank god for his bussy" - Gariné
“J’m’en callisse, f Ack you anglish!” - Jom
"i will fart your smella" - Griffin
“Your boobs are like pillows” - Egg
"you weren't sleeping, you weren't even awake" - Hunter
"If you make her laugh and giggle, you can make her ass clap and jiggle" - Babayaga
"damn dude stopped fleeing the country to get a destiny exotic" - Griffin
"there's a level 1000 Goldlweis" - "oh dude that guy EATS chips" - Griffin & Hunter (in order)
"water with no ice lookin' ass" - Griffin
"Մեծն Միքրօպ" - Egg
"Pikapreggers" - Hunter
"follow your dreams, even if they lead you to a pole" - Egg
"its a straight line, just follow it... CUZ ITS A STRAIGHT F*CKING LINE!" - ABCWarrior
"you're a snake" - "no wonder i breathe through my nose" - Egg & Jey (in order)
"If the lights go out can I still flush the toilet?" - Egg