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1 person found this review helpful
29.9 hrs on record (26.9 hrs at review time)
TL;DR: 10/10 this game. Download it right now and say your goodbye to all your loved ones.

Scout: Young-Adult who probably won college's running championship and beat all his friends in a paintball game. 10/10

Soldier: His mom gave him a rocket launcher, his dad's shotgun and his grampa's shovel. Told him that he could win the war. 10/10

Pyro: His parents got killed by firefighters, hence the revenge. 10/10

Demoman: He likes to blow up stuff. 10/10

Heavy: A "big boned" sucker who likes to carry a minigun and walk around with it shooting anything in sight. 10/10

Engineer: A cool guy from Texas who upgrades his devices by hitting them with a nut tool. 10/10

Medic: Follows you around with a weapon that heals you (UberCharge) and probably gives you cancer. Also has a gun that shoots needles. 10/10

Sniper: English Sniper with a sexy British accent. Kills best when fully charged. 10/10

Spy: Sneaky Madafaka. 10/10

(These aren't facts, just accurate things about them) (Not real facts)

Pyro burned my team-mate, I got killed too. 10/10

Heavy punched me, I died. 10/10

Scout Hit me with a baseball bat and ran away. 10/10

Soldier threw a rocket launcher at my friend, I died too. 10/10

Demoman Hit me with a grenade, it exploded right away. 10/10

Engineer's sentry get almost destroyed, he fixes it. 10/10

Medic heals me, he dies :( 10/10

Sniper hits someone in the head, doesn't die. 10/10

Spy puts a mask that has another class' face, other team recognizes him as team-mate. 10/10

10/10 would recommend.

If I were as rich as Oprah, I'd buy all hats.

If I had as many friends as a facebook addict, I'd force them all to download this game.

I also thank gabe newell for making this and taking away my life... and my money.

10/10 would ♥♥♥♥ his brains out.
Posted July 19, 2014.
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8 people found this review helpful
82.4 hrs on record (57.0 hrs at review time)
TL;DR end of review.
This game:
-Has a magnificent story.
-Cheats
-Awesome Mods (Nexus)
-Open World
-Do almost anything
-And the list goes on.
If I had more money, I'd buy 10 more copies of this game for anyone who really needs to play it.
In this game you can:
-Go Anywhere
-Kill anyone
-Scream
-Get married
-Buy a house
-Kill dragons
-Eat (dragon) souls without being a ginger
-Store a thousand item in your inventory
-Climb mountains on a horse
-Duel with losers ingame
-Travel
-Explore a wide vareity of places, cities, villages, dungeons and many more
-Have a cute lady follow you everywhere and defend you (better with sexy mods).
Too long, didn't read (TL;DR)
-----Buy this game, don't pirate it.-----
-----The developers deserve more than pirated downloads of the game.-----
-----This game is totally worth you $20 (or $5 if sales)-----
Support the developers, think about it, if you don't buy their amazing games, they may go bankrupt and not make good games like Skyrim, Fallout NV, Dishonored, etc.
then we'd get stuck with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ EA and Ubisoft.
You can't buy anything in this game for real money. It wouldn't rip you off.
Spend $20 for this game and play forever instead of buying another overpriced game from another game developing company.
Thanks for reading.
Posted July 16, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
22.0 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Best Dungeon Crawler RPG ever!
addictive and keeps you playing for hours without realizing it!
I played for 6 hours straight without getting bored of it.
10/10 Highly recommended and totally worth the money.
No regrets at all #YOLO!
I'm just kidding #Yolo sucks monkey ♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted June 25, 2014.
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