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Feline 👯🏽‍♀️ Ximena Aug 22, 2019 @ 4:19pm 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A woman goes into a clothes shop, "Can I try that dress on in the window please?" she asks.
"I'm sorry madam", replies the shop assistant, "but you'll have to use the changing-rooms like everyone else."
ㅤ* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
ㅤ* A man visits his doctor:
"Doc, I think I'm losing it", he says",I'm forever dreaming I wrote Lord Of The Rings."
"Hmm. One moment", replies the doctor, consulting his medical book.
"Ah yes, now I see... you've been Tolkien in your sleep."