The game overall feels too slow. Like Babies first Beat 'em up.
Visually, everything looks grand. But you're either a Big Dumb Cyborg that can't even finish his Super Move dialog before the entire move's animation is OVER. And whenever you're not using your Super move or heavy attack, you're too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slow. Movement is slow, attacks are slow, his yapping is slow. EVERYTHING!

The girl? She feels like a normal character. The only thing is she has is an ugly ghost and the fact that her body is always facing away from where you're aiming until you go to attack. It's really strange. She also can't survive much of anything.

The Slime guy? Ha. he just feels oddy to play. Still a bit slow and can't really cancel out of things.

Skipping the text didn't seem to work like half the time on controller. Having to see the same cutscene repeatedly wasn't great. It felt like some button presses just didn't register

Overall, I don't see this game beating just playing more Scott Pilgirm vs the world or waiting until the next game comes out.
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