Name Requires DLC
Artist Enabler
United States
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Video Showcase
The Cycles of Guilt: It Comes in Waves
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The Wall of Out-of-Context Quotes
"I grew up watching Adam Sandler movies; I wasn't exposed to comedy."
- Nick 7/26/24

"He doesn't get it. He just thinks it's smart and cool."
- Goose 5/28/24

"We shouldn't be joking about this, someone died." <Everyone Laughs>
- Goose 3/14/24

"You can't feed me slop then get mad when I eat like a little piggy!"
- Pay 12/10/23

"[Gary Busey] looks like someone's Talk to Me."
- Katie 09/16/23

"It's not a crime because the owners are dead!"
- Brendan 08/26/23

"What was that foreskin guy's name again?"
- Kong 11/14/22

"Your immune system is too busy trying to deal with [Call of Duty]."
- Lo 11/04/22

"Thankfully, Phil's dead."
- Brendan 10/26/22

"You are NOT stupid! You're just a little slow."
- Jen 12/17/21

"You guys ever wish you were a dog? That way you could just eat some chocolate and die."
- Alex 09/03/20

"What's got HER butt in a tunk?"
- Katie 2/10/20

"Aw man, I'm not ready to say the N-word..."
- Logan 08/11/19

"I'm not gay, but it's 2017."
- Dav 9/27/1
Screenshot Showcase
The Jackbox Party Pack 3
Screenshot Showcase
Grand Theft Auto V Legacy
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Awards Showcase
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Awards Received
40
Awards Given
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Review Showcase
Resident Evil Re:Fund
Favorite Game
0.9
Hours played
12
Achievements
Recent Activity
284 hrs on record
last played on Jan 15
1.4 hrs on record
last played on Jan 15
933 hrs on record
last played on Jan 15
Name Requires DLC Jun 28, 2024 @ 1:29pm 
It makes me feel alive
SuwakosNiceBoat Jun 28, 2024 @ 12:01pm 
My brother in christ why do you have 900hp
Name Requires DLC Jul 14, 2023 @ 10:30pm 
Sleep is for the WEAK and those who bring VALUE TO SOCIETY. :er_angry:
†91MasterBaiter† Jul 14, 2023 @ 10:01pm 
Curious, why are you always online, do you not sleep:demoneye::demoneye:
Name Requires DLC Jul 14, 2023 @ 9:42pm 
Likewise! :er_wave:
†91MasterBaiter† Jul 14, 2023 @ 9:15pm 
haha well played buddy