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Michigan, United States



Your handyman skills are needed. I have a problem I was hoping you would
be able to help me with. Last night, when I was throwing up, I
accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet and flushed it. It is a
small phone, so I am pretty sure it made its way to my septic tank in
the backyard. I need to get this phone back. It has an irreplaceable
picture of my friend Tim hooking up with a fat chick, and I need this
picture so I can taunt him with it for the rest of his life.
I will hire you to sift through my septic tank to find the phone. It is
a 1250 gallon septic tank, and has not been drained in a while. On the
plus side, I will let you keep anything you find that is not my phone.
There is probably a ton of spare change that was accidentally flushed,
and maybe some other treasures.
Please let me know when you can help. I am free all week. Just contact
me via e-mail, because my phone obviously is in a world of ♥♥♥♥ (no pun
intended)
Thanks
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