This game makes me rub my belly happily.

Elden Ring is a masterpiece of decay and defilement, a perfect playground for those who understand the true nature of this world. The Lands Between are a sprawling canvas of rot and corruption, and the shattered Elden Ring reflects the inherent decay within us all. The combat is brutal and unrelenting, a constant reminder of our mortality, and the lore is steeped in the filth of forgotten histories and twisted ambitions. Every corner of this world is dripping with the sweet stench of death and despair, making it a delight for someone like me. Embrace the darkness, embrace the rot, and you will find Elden Ring to be a truly unparalleled experience in the celebration of decay.

I tamed a boar. It loved me. That felt manipulative.

∞▒╣↓ lol

Died in Honour Mode, but it's okay, I've got Stockholm syndrome.

Ahh...Yes... Project Zomboid. What do I have to say about it you ask? Well, lemme tell you a story. Take a seat grab a snack and drink. Please, enjoy.

Jake Bravo, a man immune to the airborne strand of the Knox Virus. Gets out of bed, to complete havoc. Screaming, cars colliding, everyone he knew dying around him. He open's his bedroom door and runs to the bathroom to grab any possible medication he'll need in case of emergency. When he cracks open the door, a horde of 547 zombies leak out and eat Jake Bravo alive.

The end.

This is truly a masterpiece with quite a deep message, overall I believe my life has taken a turn for the better since this game... no, this experience. Absolutely amazing. Also I don't speak any Russian so I'm just assuming this would be my overall reaction if I did. 11/10.

I like the crossover with Battle for Bikini Bottom, but the majority of the game should probably be about FNAF.