John Opium
Never fear, Captain Jelly is here!
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Never fear, Captain Jelly is here!
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Level
85
80s Look
200 XP
Currently Online
Profile Awards  6
Badges  58
Inventory   
Screenshots  146
Workshop Items  14
Reviews  5
Artwork  2
Groups  141
The Purple Posse
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The Illuminati
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ๆฑๆ–น ~ Touhou
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Friends  179
149
Passel
Offline
134
Koneko
In-Game
IdleOn
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Chip
Offline
102
John Battlefield 3
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phfez
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What's Up
AHOY! I'm Captain Jelly, your friendly pirate that sails the vaporwaves!!




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Artwork Showcase
Gettin' Funky
1
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+3,541
3,561
Achievements
2
Perfect Games
35%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Badge Collector
58
Total Badges Earned
12
Foil Badges Earned
158
Game Cards
Favorite Game
Pizza Tower
205
Hours played
Golden John
100 XP
Review 1
Completionist Showcase
74 / 74 Achievements
2
Perfect Games
86
Achievements in Perfect Games
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John Opium Dec 31, 2025 @ 12:28pm 
LEAVE ME ALONE *ding* GAAAH
โœ–_โœ– B U T C H E R Dec 14, 2025 @ 8:57pm 
โœงโœงโœง๐Ÿ†โšก๐Ÿ†โšก๐Ÿ†โšก๐Ÿ†โœงโœงโœง

๐Ÿงก ๐™‡๐™š๐™œ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™™๐™–๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ๐™š๐™ง ๐Ÿงก

๐ŸŒŒโœจ ๐™‡๐™š๐™ฉโ€™๐™จ ๐™จ๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™–๐™™ ๐™ช๐™ฅ ๐™–๐™œ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ค๐™ฃ โœจ๐ŸŒŒ

๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŒ  ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™™๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™—๐™š ๐™–๐™—๐™จ๐™ค๐™ก๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™ž๐™˜ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ”ฅโšก๐Ÿ”ฅ +๐™๐™€๐™‹ โ€” ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐™ฅ๐™ง๐™ค๐™›๐™ž๐™ก๐™šโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™ค๐™ฉ! ๐Ÿ”ฅโšก๐Ÿ”ฅ

โœงโœงโœง๐Ÿ†โšก๐Ÿ†โšก๐Ÿ†โšก๐Ÿ†โœงโœงโœง
๐ŸŽฎPLAY๐ŸŽฎ Oct 14, 2025 @ 6:36am 
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76561199355963571 Feb 3, 2025 @ 1:13pm 
yoo, added man
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