PACmanDRO
DroScope
United States
:Burn:Florida-based chaos enthusiast, professional respawner, and master of ‘oops, did I do that?’ moments. I dive into games like hurricanes dive into the coast—fast, loud, and leaving a trail of destruction. :goon:


:Burn:Florida-based chaos enthusiast, professional respawner, and master of ‘oops, did I do that?’ moments. I dive into games like hurricanes dive into the coast—fast, loud, and leaving a trail of destruction. :goon:


Currently Offline
Favorite Game
23
Hours played
19
Achievements
Favorite Game
385
Hours played
97
Achievements
Review Showcase
25 Hours played
Ion Fury is the kind of game that makes you feel like the walls themselves are in danger just by you walking into a room, because five seconds later you’ve turned it into Swiss cheese with bullets and explosions. Enemies show up like they’ve RSVP’d to a surprise party in my honor, only the surprise is me blowing them up before they finish their entrance. The one-liners had me laughing harder than I’d like to admit, and I caught myself grinning like a lunatic every time I picked up more ammo, as if the game was enabling my chaotic hobby of property damage. By the end, I wasn’t saving the day—I was redecorating the city in shrapnel and bad puns, and it was glorious.
Respawn Renegade
I’m the Respawn Renegade, chaos on the rise,
Enemies screamin’ my name while I decapitate guys.
Controller in my hand, I’m a one-man parade,
Lag can’t stop me, I’m the digital grenade.

Jumpin’ through windows, slide under the trap,
Shootin’ your squad while I eat a skill gap.
Respawn in style, I don’t learn from my falls,
Explosions behind me, walls crumblin’ like dolls.

Lootin’ and shootin’, I don’t need no plan,
I’m the nightmare of newbies and the bane of the clan.
Grenades in my pocket, sarcasm in my veins,
Mess with me? Bro, I’ll break all your chains.

Keyboard smashin’, console crashin’, I’m insane,
Runnin’ circles ‘round you like a hurricane.
Headshots and memes, chaos and pride,
I’m the Respawn Renegade—hold on for the ride.

Enemies cryin’, “Who even is this guy?”
I wink at the screen and just yeet as I fly.
I dodge, I weave, I laugh while I reign,
Respawn Renegade—mess with me, feel the pain!
Teabag Till Death
I boot up the PC, my snacks in a pile,
Lag hits hard, but I still rock that style.
Spawnin’ in Fortnite, get sniped in the back,
Controller flips, but I’m still on the attack.

Minecraft blocks, yeah I’m stackin’ ‘em high,
Creeper sneaks up, now I’m ready to cry.
Call of Duty killstreaks, my team’s in a daze,
Teabag the enemies, they’re lost in the maze.

Steam sale’s lit, got games I won’t play,
Achievement unlocked: procrastinate all day.
Yo, I’m the gamer king, in my chair I sit,
Respawn, rage quit, and I’m back for the hit!
Review Showcase
23 Hours played
Selaco is pure chaos in the best way possible—I felt like I was dropped into a fireworks factory with a machine gun and told, “figure it out.” Every corner had me either grinning like an idiot or panicking like I left the oven on, and somehow both feelings worked together perfectly. The enemies never gave me a break, the environments made me want to stop shooting just to stare, and the guns… oh man, they sound so good I think my neighbors now believe I’m secretly starting a war. By the end I wasn’t just playing Selaco—I was living it, sweating, laughing, and wondering how many walls I accidentally screamed at during the ride.