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26 people found this review helpful
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6.8 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Can't even play the game offline without an active internet connection LMAO ♥♥♥♥ this

edit: it's been two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ months and we haven't even gotten a single patch to fix something as simple as the untranslated character names, much less to address the game-breaking bugs or horrendous always-online behavior mentioned above
Posted September 27, 2025. Last edited November 26, 2025.
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5 people found this review helpful
74.5 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Alright, now let me play DT2 and 2-2 and remove the "adult" flag from this game (@Valve) or at least get them off of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Johren (@Shiravune)

Official To Heart 2 TL coming never! This is the closest you'll get! "Luuko" rubs me the wrong way, but I guess I'll deal with it given the "Lucy" thing.

My only technical nitpick is that the game is locked to a maximum 30fps.
Posted February 14, 2024. Last edited February 14, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Fun game. The plot is super dumb, but it's an enjoyable way to spend a day puzzling away.
Posted November 23, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
110.9 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
Day 1 PC port of an EO game? ♥♥♥♥ yeah, keep it up.
Here's hoping the next one isn't just a remaster.

The peak of the JRPG genre, Etrian Odyssey games have long sat secure upon their throne with nary a challenger due to their excellent execution of the genre's staples: progression, exploration, encounter design, and the flexibility offered to the player are executed as a package that has proven difficult for competitors to challenge.

Etrian Odyssey III is the entry with which this series really hit its stride.

Complete with (just about) all the quality of life improvements of the series' later installments, the HD edition of EO3 is not one to be ignored.

♥♥♥♥ Denuvo, though.
Posted June 2, 2023. Last edited July 14, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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32.1 hrs on record (31.7 hrs at review time)
Tactics Ogre/Fire Emblem/FFT/<other tactics game>, but good.
Posted December 16, 2022. Last edited December 24, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
18.6 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
SMT3 or 5 or... but better.
But also not as good as #FE.
Posted September 14, 2022. Last edited September 14, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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40.1 hrs on record (39.1 hrs at review time)
Underwater Ray Romano 3
Posted August 12, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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15.0 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
Octopath Traveler but bad.
Posted December 27, 2021.
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55.0 hrs on record (52.4 hrs at review time)
Bravely Default but good
Posted October 31, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
88.6 hrs on record (85.6 hrs at review time)
Once a good game marred by a ♥♥♥♥ business model, Artifact is now free -- and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead.
Posted March 9, 2021.
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