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Uruguay



🌳 🚕 🕺 👑 🚗 💚 👃 🏓 🎍 🐟 🍧 📗 💛 💄 🚙 🐠
I used to have a drinking problem. Now I love the stuff.
Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
"Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?"
"Well, yes, I am."
"Sorry. We don't serve strings here."
The determined string left the bar and stopped a passer-by. "Excuse,
me," it said, "would you shred my ends and tie me up like a pretzel?" The
passer-by obliged, and the string re-entered the bar. "May I have a beer,
please?" it asked the bartender.
The barkeep set a beer in front of the string, then suddenly stopped.
"Hey, aren't you the string I just threw out of here?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot."
😺 🚘 🍇 🥒 📀 💗 🚗 📒 👽 🐟 👹 👔 🚕 ⛳ 💎 ⚡
-Consolador Negro XL ($500)
-Vibrador Pro X3 ($768)
-Tanga Masculina Gay ($150)
-Fotografía de "El Pepo" ($50)
-Pony MLP Rainbow Dash ($19,99)
-Masturbador Masculino ($9,99)
Las siguientes compras no se procesarán sin realizar el pago. Muchas Gracias