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Despacito is the best song, theoretically and practically, ever created. The numerical wavelength of the beat and instruments working together is specifically designed to invoke a dopamine responce. The vocals were created to induce a state of europhia. Despacito was a revolution in the (newly created, of course) field of Despacitoeconmics, the study of Despacito. I’m sorry, but Despacito is the best song ever created, and you’re too stupid to understand the harmonics behind the specifically chosen instruments, the fine-tuned vocals, and the decades of study that went into creating, quite possibly, the best song- no, unobjectively the best thing to ever be created by any carbon-based lifeform on Planet Earth.