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Chlorine Trifluoride: The "Fun" Fuel
 
Back in the day, rocket scientists attempted to use Chlorine Trifluoride as a rocket fuel.
Back in the day, rocket scientists quickly stopped trying to use Chlorine Trifluoride as a rocket fuel.
Wondering why?
 
Lets play a game:

"What does Chlorine Trifluoride set fire to"
 
Glass
Brick
Sand
Asbestos
Metals
Rocket scientists
Ashes
Almost everything
 
Water makes it explode, and since we're made mostly of water 
Afterwards, it will create an acidic cloud of Hydrochloric & Hydrofloric acid Yay!
 
Once, one-ton of it was spilled in an industrial accident. It burned through 30 cm of concrete and 3 more meters of gravel beneath it.
 
Here's how they say they handled it:
 
      
  

 
Noble's Random Space Facts
 
Venus
 
Finding Venus is easy. Look up at the sky in the early morning/evening and point at the brightest object you see. Congratulations, you just pointed at an airplane. Let's try that again.
Yep, still an airplane.
 
Lets move on.
  
Venus was named after the Roman goddess of "Love" and "Beauty". The "Beauty" part must come from the fact that she's HOT! No, I'm being serious...Venus is stupidly hot. Its the hottest planet with temps of 462°C!
 
The "Love" part must be because she can give you a hug like nothing else. The pressure of Venus's atmosphere is the same as being 1,000 km deep under water.
I'm sure the Romans meant to name her "Black Widow", but wrote Venus by mistake.
 
But Noble, she's really shiny so we can see her easily in the sky. That's pretty cool.
Yes, but the clouds that make her shiny are made up of Sulfuric Acid, and that's pretty not cool.
 

 
"Random Space Facts" by Noble Expeditions
 
Mercury (No, not the thing you drink. The planet, silly!)
 
Do you enjoy celebrating New Years? A year on Mercury is only 88 days long!
Laugh at your friends back on Earth who celebrate theirs once every 365 days, those filthy peasants. That's a new Golden profile every 3 months!
 
Ever had an assignment due the next day but wish you had more time? You should've been living on Mercury. A single day there lasts 176 Earth days! I remember when I forgot to feed my cat one Mercury day. I now own a dog meow!
A single Mercury day is longer than its year!
 
Was your New Years resolution to lose some weight? Meh, that takes to much time. Head on over to Mercury and enjoy your new summer body right away! If you weighed 100 kg on Earth, Mercury's reduced gravity will ensure you don't tip the scales past 38 kg.
 
(btw...the 427°C heat might kill you)
 

 
I've received some questions regarding my new profile design.
Let me take a moment to answer a few of them:
 
Q: Are your rockets safe?
A: Rockets are basically bombs with people attached, so the answer is yes!
 
Q: How fast can they go?
A: To get into Earth's orbit, our rockets must travel at 17,600 Mph (28,000 km/h). That's faster than most Italian sports cars.
 
Q: How long does a trip take?
A: Trips to the moon usually take 3 days. Traveling to Pluto at 35,000Mph (56,300 km/h) takes 9.5 years. We encourage all Pluto travelers to pack a light lunch and a snack.
 
Q: Can I get a refund if I'm not satisfied with my flight?
A: Certainly. Simply bring your receipt to our customer service center located on Pluto within 30 days.
 
Q: HEY! Wait a minute! If it takes 9.5 years to get to Pluto, how would I even get there within 30 days to get my refund?!
A: Yes.
 
Q: Yes?! That's not even an answer!