⚡ NEW: Id/TakeCoverChild - Collection

hey not to be weird or anything but i saw you flashbang save our teammate last game and i just wanted to let you know that you looked very sexy doing that. lmk if you ever want to play because ngl im actually really impressed by your dbd skills and it takes a lot to impress me. btw im usually on like everyday so if youre not down to play all day with me then just forget it because i want someone who is dedicated to spending time with me and committed to dbd like me. i hope you dont let an opportunity like this pass by because real gamers like me are rare to find. i just know youre special by the way you said ggs to me in the endgame chat so i will be waiting for you.

Have you tried that raw Datura diet I sent you? Ever since I started I’ve been able to traverse the farthest plains and enter the immortal realm of Barbelo, the womb of everything. I’ve seen God and They have three faces, one of scorn and malice, the other of despair, and last that of rapture. I stood in their sextuplet gaze, awestruck and terrified as They spoke to me in Sahidic Coptic and I understood every word but I am unable to convey Their message. I am deeply troubled. But it’s the only way you can achieve my gigachad build without taking PEDs. Thank me later, bro.