Fortuna Risk
Federated State Of Micronesia, United States

All of you are pretty cool, otherwise you wouldn't know me :^)


Dota Pickup Lines

Jesse Threebeards: Ha
Jesse Threebeards: You must have butterfly
Jesse Threebeards: because I keep missing you

Jesse Threebeards: You must be sven
Jesse Threebeards: because you got nice cleave

Jesse Threebeards: You must be invoker
Jesse Threebeards: because I was blasted away
Jesse Threebeards: When I saw your face

sanc: I wanna play top razor with you
sanc: #dotapickuplines

Random events of my chat history.

Lala Satalin Deviluke: Sounds GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Lala Satalin Deviluke: D
Scintillance: you of all people
Scintillance: forgot the D
Scintillance: xD

Sushi: HUEHUEHUHUE
Mr. p0p0: cogseh calm down.
Sushi: HUEHUEAGH
Sushi: *coughs*
Mr. p0p0: cogseh calm down your throat can't take it
Sushi: ....
Sushi: xD


Lance: EMBRACE SATAN AND DRESS APPROPRIATELY

Master Dewee: Wow, I'm so tired I mistook your profile picture for a griffon with an erection.
Master Dewee: Just felt like pointing that out, because it makes me look weird

sanc: dendi is in fact gay according to google
sanc: Not even mad
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ: xD
sanc: It just means he won't call rape ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

F4YH|QuimJi™: -epic romantic speech-
F4YH|QuimJi™: u niguh so ghey




SANC: I just want to void with my friend
SANC: with non-bot things
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ:: Who is said friend?
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ:: :o
SANC: ...
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ:: Abrazuo?
SANC: ...
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ:: ?
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ:: I want to know!
SANC: For ♥♥♥♥'s sake
SANC: It's Jesus
SANC: Definitely jesus
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ:: Yup
SANC: I want to go pub with Jesus.




Astrid: i love stroking my ♥♥♥♥♥.
Reflected Failure: I love stroking your ♥♥♥♥♥ to.
Astrid: um
Astrid: tfw we've never ERP'd
Astrid: xD
Reflected Failure: Yeah so?
Reflected Failure: Ruphies are a hella'va drug.
Ast

Ron: Jews are money-hoarding and smart-sque because they've been raised that way by ancestors that are only alive for those reasons, so, that's about it I suppose xD

All of you are pretty cool, otherwise you wouldn't know me :^)


Dota Pickup Lines

Jesse Threebeards: Ha
Jesse Threebeards: You must have butterfly
Jesse Threebeards: because I keep missing you

Jesse Threebeards: You must be sven
Jesse Threebeards: because you got nice cleave

Jesse Threebeards: You must be invoker
Jesse Threebeards: because I was blasted away
Jesse Threebeards: When I saw your face

sanc: I wanna play top razor with you
sanc: #dotapickuplines

Random events of my chat history.

Lala Satalin Deviluke: Sounds GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Lala Satalin Deviluke: D
Scintillance: you of all people
Scintillance: forgot the D
Scintillance: xD

Sushi: HUEHUEHUHUE
Mr. p0p0: cogseh calm down.
Sushi: HUEHUEAGH
Sushi: *coughs*
Mr. p0p0: cogseh calm down your throat can't take it
Sushi: ....
Sushi: xD


Lance: EMBRACE SATAN AND DRESS APPROPRIATELY

Master Dewee: Wow, I'm so tired I mistook your profile picture for a griffon with an erection.
Master Dewee: Just felt like pointing that out, because it makes me look weird

sanc: dendi is in fact gay according to google
sanc: Not even mad
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ: xD
sanc: It just means he won't call rape ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

F4YH|QuimJi™: -epic romantic speech-
F4YH|QuimJi™: u niguh so ghey




SANC: I just want to void with my friend
SANC: with non-bot things
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ:: Who is said friend?
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ:: :o
SANC: ...
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ:: Abrazuo?
SANC: ...
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ:: ?
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ:: I want to know!
SANC: For ♥♥♥♥'s sake
SANC: It's Jesus
SANC: Definitely jesus
ˢᵗᵃʳᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ:: Yup
SANC: I want to go pub with Jesus.




Astrid: i love stroking my ♥♥♥♥♥.
Reflected Failure: I love stroking your ♥♥♥♥♥ to.
Astrid: um
Astrid: tfw we've never ERP'd
Astrid: xD
Reflected Failure: Yeah so?
Reflected Failure: Ruphies are a hella'va drug.
Ast

Ron: Jews are money-hoarding and smart-sque because they've been raised that way by ancestors that are only alive for those reasons, so, that's about it I suppose xD
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Fortuna Risk Apr 4, 2019 @ 10:12am 
+rep stole my poisoned tendies
Sayla Massochist Apr 4, 2019 @ 9:50am 
+rep despite Star stealing my chicken nuggets
Fortuna Risk Apr 20, 2017 @ 1:28pm 
-rep dies
daxhab Apr 20, 2017 @ 10:43am 
-rep dies when I don't
daxhab Feb 3, 2017 @ 11:25am 
Wot
Fortuna Risk Aug 13, 2016 @ 11:06am 
blow u like a trumpet