🔞 ADULT: Id/Ultrasix - Uncensored 2025

I think I'm really weird.

I hated every part of this game. From the Fetch and return missions to the NPC's that only have VO for one line that they'll repeat ad infinum, the incredibly tiny variation in enemies (bandit, big bandit, dwarf bandit, gay bandit, dog thing, big dog thing, dwarf dog thing, etc). Then there's the fantastic groundbreaking art style...brown. Every shade of brown you can think of is in there, from light all the way up to a little darker brown. The guns, millions of them, and each kind has basically two models just with dumb super soaker colours mixed in, ah but they have different stats, that mean zero if you just get a high physical weapon and stop fussing with the elemental damage. But wait there's also cool cars to drive... that all look the same, perform the same and steer like go carts. The "humour" is cringeworthy, like painfully crickets chirping bad. Lets not forget the fantastic story... um, there's a vault somewhere that you'll find if you do like a hundred favours for people. I mean just shoot them in the knee caps and tell them to do it themselves, NO i will not go and get you dog food! The awesome soundtrack consists of a looped country western thing that just plays endlessly. I mean I honestly only got this far into it because I hate not finishing games. How in the name of all things holy did this spawn 2 sequels and a telltale game? Oh and claptrap? What a cheap knockoff of gir from Invader Zim.

And people dissed RAGE for being desolate and boring? LMAO