the most adorable game ever omfg SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE

was already an amazing game but the new massive content update adds even more life and variety into this game, the amount of builds and strategies are seriously insane. really fun and challenging 10/10

nothing i love more than having two hotties fight over me at once, its just like most friday night parties. 10/10

genuinely pretty fun and brain challenging 9/10

-1 point because miyu's levels caused me to pop a blood vessel, develop a wrinkle, and start growing grey hairs from how infuriating they were

dont buy this, makes you go through ubisoft instead of steam, the servers are about as fast as my dead grandmother, and if you make the grave mistake of buying DLC on Ubisoft it doesnt transfer over to steam for some godforsaken reason. also dont play this piece of REDACTED if you have anger issues you will break something. i have ruined at least 29 friendships over this childrens game.

GEEZ LOUISE I LOVE CRAB GAME POGGERSCHAMPION

CRAB GAME GOTY 2021

cheating and fun gameplay, 10/10