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Recent reviews by BaldbeardedGuy

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2 people found this review funny
23.7 hrs on record
Game full of bugs.
Really hard to leave the lobby due to drinking and dancing issues.
Working conditions are similar to your daily job.

Still recommend.
Posted January 24.
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16.0 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
There is no Red Hot Chili Peppers in the game. What a liar title.
Posted October 6, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
38.2 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
Hahaha, chainsword go brrrrrrr.
Posted September 11, 2024.
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10.3 hrs on record
It is hard to put into words how good this game is:

The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die as (one out of many great) soundtrack? ✔
Inverse coloured Handsome Jack as villain? ✔
Cute robot cat friend? ✔
Hot scottish redhead? ✔
JoJo reference? ✔
The Evil Within cameos? ✔

If Tango Gameworks was a studio worth closing down, I have no idea how it is possible that 343 Industries is still kicking.
(Also what's up with the horny vending machines in 2023?)
Posted May 17, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
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7.0 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Always save one bullet for yourself.
Posted May 14, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
115.4 hrs on record (99.7 hrs at review time)
Left 4 Dead in 2023:
"I have not...come this far...to die now!"
Posted November 22, 2023.
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3.7 hrs on record
This is what your dad thinks will happen if you do not go to the airport 5 hours before departure.
Posted November 20, 2023.
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8.5 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
This is what happens when you spend all of your first salary on drugs alone.
Posted April 12, 2023.
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14.1 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
The vampire, the wearwolf and the cowboy walks in to a bar and...no there is no punchline here but instead there is a lot of punching.
Posted November 22, 2022. Last edited November 23, 2022.
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137.3 hrs on record (123.3 hrs at review time)
This entire section must be bonked.
Posted November 4, 2022.
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