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Pasvalys, Panevezio Apskritis, Lithuania
MY DAILY ROUTINE:
5:30 - WAKE UP
6:00 - ♥♥♥♥ MYSELF
7:30 - BEAT MY WIFE
9:30 - INJECT 10L STEROIDS IN MY ASS
11:45 - POTTY TRAINING
13:05 - EAT MY DAILY DOSE OF RECOMMENDED ♥♥♥ VITAMINS
15:20 - STEROID RAGE
17:00 - MILK MY HORSE
19:55 - PROSTITUTE MYSELF TO SOMALIAN PIRATES
22:10 - GO TO SLEEP WHILE GETTING MASSIVE AMMOUNTS OF DIARRHIEA
01:15 - BEAT MY WIFE GOODNIGHT FOR WORKING AS A STRIPPER
DON'T MESS WITH ME, I'M A TRAINED KILLER, A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER, A CERTIFIED MOLESTER