boobs.gov (my monitor is off)
garzoongafan92
Alaska, United States
hey come through this doorway, i have a new taunt to show you

just a little closer

:sticky::sticky::sticky::sticky:
:sticky::sticky::sticky::sticky:
*beep beep*

OH THEY'LL HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER!

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hey come through this doorway, i have a new taunt to show you

just a little closer

:sticky::sticky::sticky::sticky:
:sticky::sticky::sticky::sticky:
*beep beep*

OH THEY'LL HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER!

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dutyfart Mar 25 @ 8:41pm 
Put a finger down if you'll finger me!
imonximmatrix Jan 28 @ 5:20pm 
lesbian much
fartimuu Dec 11, 2025 @ 10:04pm 
Good afternoon, this is Dr. Fernando from the Department of Medical Mistakes and Mystical Malfunctions. I regret to inform you that your recent scans indicate a severe case of Stage 4 Turbo Idiopathic Brain Wobble Syndrome. This condition is so rare that the moment your MRI loaded, the machine beeped, printed out a question mark, and shut itself off. Your neurons appear to be moving in a constant figure-8 pattern, which is not only medically impossible but also rude. We attempted to treat it with high-grade logic, but the illness slapped the logic out of the air and demanded snacks. At this point we recommend frequent naps, hydration, and maybe uninstalling whatever thoughts caused this. Stay strong soldier, your brain is doing jazz solos for no reason.
imonximmatrix Nov 27, 2025 @ 10:14am 
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bianca 🖤 Jun 7, 2025 @ 8:45pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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fartimuu Jun 6, 2025 @ 12:59am 
fren experience is great, being boobs.gov's friend is awesome, would be friends again if opportunity is given:steamhappy::steamhappy: