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Bird day. BIRD DAY! May it be grand!

Pick a day, and henceforth it shall be known as Nitron's Day. A day for wives to gift their husbands cakes of okra and cheese, and husbands to bring a freshly slain armadillo to the dinner table. Children shall run in the square playing flutes and washboards while chanting virelais of spring and peacherines and the entrails of freshly hanged horsethieves. Those with A through C as the first letter of their surname shall dance the Lindy Hop for the entire duration of the day, those with M through U shall b-boy. All others shall compose two Limericks that contain either the words "green" and "stolid" or a reference to a Portuguese architect that lived in the years 1543—1629. Unless your surname begins with P, then you shall compose three.

Nitron, you keep impeccable time- and I am as pleased to accept your wishes this year as last year. I only wish I had the courage to ask when I should be visiting your profile for Nitron's Day!

Three Hundred and Sixty-Six Days Later, Yet Another Birthday! Have a good one my mango; take it easy.

you killed my mii, and now you are trying to kill my STEAM gawd stahp

And it's tragic, buddy. Come visit me, baby bird--you're in town every day, aren't you?