Bread Dad
Oregon, United States
part time 3rd-quartile gamer, full time (bread) father (disclaimer: not a real dad)

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part time 3rd-quartile gamer, full time (bread) father (disclaimer: not a real dad)

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4,438 Hours played
I haven't played any other games for months. Send help hats.
obligatory funny quote section (decensored)
Brenton "sigafoo" Tarrant : golden pan dude sucks poopy

TheCrateGod|Trade.tf : We lost to Edgelords

antmanlaughs : FU*CK YOU BREAD DAD!!!
antmanlaughs : FU*CK YOU!!!
Bread Dad : lol
antmanlaughs : FU*CK YOU!!!!!!!

*DEAD* Speeder : JAHAHAHHAHAHA
*DEAD* Speeder : FUNNY
*DEAD* Speeder : FU*CK YOU
Speeder : GO TO HELL
Bread Dad : lol

*DEAD* Scobby Do : It's Bread Gaben

PootZilla : FU*CK YOU BREAD DAD
Bread Dad : lol
*DEAD* PootZilla : IM SO SICK OF YOUR SH*IT

*DEAD* ocean__Grown : breadPOG

dragonking : plz kek bread dad he has hed shot me wethut mesing wile im moving ame boter.

Geo INT : fu*ck you , my team

Axolotl Mex : bettet teams wins

*DEAD* Thot patrol Tim : Im gonna cap. weither you like it or nut\

AssHat : them breads got to aimbot

Acka*cka*cka*cka*ck6y : fu*ck you spider go eat a dog dig you chinese hoe

beastboy32 : how they bi*tches of fu*xkers
beastboy32 : how
beastboy32 : i had my sentry on that mother fu*cker
beastboy32 : sons of my bi*tches

Saberhawk : god d*ammit...bread dad....kill someone else...you have reached your limit...

*DEAD* LordT : bread dad i hope u never have anything nice in your life

*DEAD* ExtraExtros : bread dad really out here targeting the medics

Globs217 : Put that bi*tch a*ss rocket launcher away 'Bi*tch Dad'

*DEAD* go to joe : why
*DEAD* Bread Dad : joe to hell
*DEAD* go to joe : just like
*DEAD* go to joe : think about it
Bread Dad : and tell the devil
*DEAD* Darkling : you are fu*cking moron
Bread Dad : im coming for him next

You have switched to team BLU and will receive 500 experience points at the end of the round for changing teams.
Bread Dad : oh ok
Adrenachrom Farmer : GET FU*CKED BREAD F*AG

Delicious Coom Sauce : DEGROOT KEEP? MORE LIKE LE POOP KRAP, verily!

*DEAD* EmpyTheShep : YALL HAVE ASBERGERS

*DEAD* Uvbnstrk : why ouch

I'll never dominate you : bread dad may or may not be soundsmith recording a meatloaf
*DEAD* I'll never dominate you : defenitly soundsmith

Nash : wheres auto balence
Av : YOU HAVE MORE PLAYERS

James Charles left the game (Removed from match by system)
*DEAD* Bread Dad : cancelled

ShadePlayZ{S.H.P} : I can chase people down and FU*CKING RIP OUT THEIR THROATS
ShadePlayZ{S.H.P} : *ahem* peacefully that is

*DEAD* Creativest : bread bastard

L1fee : mb guys i failed my job as medic i let you die

*DEAD* KaOs : bread i will eat u

*DEAD* Perthys : oooooga oooga female

Physics 11 help : bri ish tf2
Physics 11 help : quite schtewpid innit
Bread Dad : oi mate you goit that phloigoistinoitor loisence

Ghasterra : you deserve it ;)
Bread Dad : why
Ghasterra : becasue
Ghasterra : agh

apl.spider : I work at a Hardware store, I just turned 17, I'm doing online school, I work one day (4 hours) and I have $400+ in my bank
apl.spider : am I doing well

Av : *DEAD* scrappy : BASED GAMEPLAY

*DEAD* dead elf wagon : WHHOPPSEIS

*DEAD* Snoogs : i mean, you did earn my ire. so. see the above.

*DEAD* noahbuddy : bread dad, more like potato salad..

*DEAD* Bread Dad : blu bot
The Lunatic : okay?...
*DEAD* Bread Dad : pls kick
The Lunatic : stop capping and we'll consider it lol'
Bread Dad : coward
Bread Dad : lunatic i hope you lose every casual game for the rest of your life

*DEAD* spliced junkie : SEE THE LAG4
*DEAD* spliced junkie : TELL ME
spliced junkie : what is it like
Fat_Jag : youre skipping around like a freshly deflowered princess

KnightTerror : KnightTerror with the Firey ring is real
KnightTerror : source: Me.

Bread Dad: Get your bi*tch stolen, idiot

(TEAM) :hearts:ScubaDude:hearts: quicksell.store : bread dad ngl your voice is hot

IARABAR: gg
IARABAR: die

Sinisterr: guess im gonna suck a*ss today
Av: HOT

unripebreab : does anyone know gow to change the MEDIC butten

*DEAD* Chickenwithabazooka : imagine being 'not racist'

MaryTiger : uwu cummies in my tummies

★ Eva ★ : who's the fattest girl you've fu*cked?
Bread Dad : you
AST Sir Pantoja : ur mom
Spy Shark : you
Choomah : ur mom

kirbyjrg : whatyo u know abot roling down in thed eep

♠️⚓PopCulturePizza⚓♠ : Do you have Turrets syndrome

jaffet7matos : WHY BOTS HAVE AIMBOT

Navy_Jaguar : what is goots
Bread Dad : goots
Spiftastic : goots
Eurydice | #StandwithUkraine : goots
Goots : goots
spudbox : goots
Heph : goots
*DEAD* Slag : goots

Mr. Hands : Fu*ck you f2p pyro that has every form and type of known dissease

*someone says kick your bots*
TTV_zer0isbored : theres a cool down your co*ck

*DEAD* Xemak : bread dad
*DEAD* Xemak : more like
Xemak : pu*ssy bitchi hate uuu


Bread Dad killed right ball with tf_projectile_rocket. (crit)
*DEAD* right ball : banana bi*tch

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA : i love BOMBS i love BOMBING US EMBASSIES i love BLOWING UP THINGS i do not have legal right to

*DEAD* Master Batori : I'm gonna spin kick your tiny titties off

GhastlyGhostJr : kinda sad how people would rather have a demoknight on their team than get free item

the rat of none : im the alpha pyro and i have to babysit all the pyrlets
patchy_patch : yeah dw im a bottom anyways

*DEAD* bluntgutspliff : iron crutcher [unironically said in 2023]

Little Isaac : bread dad, i just have to say, i hate your profile image
camp3r : What do you mean
camp3r : it is a classic
Bread Dad : whats wrong with it isaac
*DEAD* Little Isaac : everything

eggwahh : does anybody want to rate my fursona? :3
MadMax : No
ad*m : no
BambinoBlambert : I DO
wtfaizan : SURE
new year new me : what if I kill you in real life
ad*m : ok maybe
ImDaGawd : i should do bad things to you

coltonious : bread dead breademtion

*DEAD* bongripper87 : every death is an opportunity to smoke

VaporSkull : I love tryhards
Av : I love you too
Bread Dad : aww
*DEAD* VaporSkull : stfu bi*tch

robertgardner12: soory
Bread Dad: no you're not
robertgardner12: ya u right
Bread Dad: lol

cheechman512 : yall black af

♡ Tobias The Rizzy ♡ : Shizuo, between you and me... Do you draw boobies? :O

A Penguin : i'm a penguin

Ze Dirt Man : you have 12k kills on a scorch shot, delete your account

Jupitre : I hope the bread you eat breaddaddy is stale!!! you are not my dad
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Slate The Rabbit Jun 4, 2024 @ 8:52pm 
+rep airblast god go ♥♥♥♥ yourself lovingly >:(
DoucheBagDave Dec 11, 2023 @ 11:14pm 
Bro's Children Is His Item Collection. :ujel:
doritos Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:14pm 
+rep goated demo
Tony Pizza Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:09pm 
+rep very good player
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+rep sticky spam
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