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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is a half baked idea with a lot of miles to go before feeling like an actual concept. There's too few good things about compared to all the awful balance, disastrous solo play, floaty controls, and poor healing mechanics. While some rogue likes reward your time and effort by giving you a way to upgrade, this game gives you NOTHING for your time and effort if you don't complete the quests. 3 character choices when you have up to 8 play is dumb.
Posted February 1.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
This game is a demo at best. It seems to try to cash in on the Lethal Company style games without being effective at any of it. The fishing game is annoying, the monsters very frequent, and the ones that steal the fish do so even if you kick them. You can kick the tentacles that pull the ship but it still pulls the ship. Nothing here works as intended, and is far more just a decent idea without any actual gameplay.
Posted December 29, 2025.
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0.0 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ this DLC. It's "In Library", I can download it, and it doesn't let me craft, doesn't show in inventory, and sits unpurchased. NO INPUT FROM DEV TEAM ON HOW TO FIX.
Posted November 23, 2025.
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9.0 hrs on record
The story is the truly great part. The voice acting is also pretty amazing, from all the cast.

There's a lot of times where the game feels messy and unfair due to the randomness of calls if you don't cover the full spectrum. I also had a big issue with "auto-failure" system where if you reach a certain threshold on a trait, you fail. Not knowing this was going to be an issue, I had no hero's with low combat or intelligence for most of the game, and I routinely was forced to send one hero to just become injured, or let the call fail.

The rest of the game was pretty good, but I would like the option to do multiple runs so I can multiple paths, without losing the first I did, sort of like, give me alternative options to play through without deleting my original choices and run.

The game still deserves a play, and I highly recommend it.

SPOILERS FOR THE END EPISODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The last episode was the worst. I constantly failed to defeat sonar because all my hero's who were witty/charismatic, were also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ intelligent. This meant it took twice as long to beat him, just because I had to keep feeding him heroes to beat up, every other fight, till he would just go to the straight combat option. The fact you can't respec a hero, or somehow trade a trait between episodes to try to undo situations you have broken for yourself is a bit awful and had me outright cussing out the game quite a lot, really broke the immersion of it all.

Posted November 13, 2025. Last edited November 13, 2025.
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